How can an evening go wrong when the sommelier walks up to your table and asks, “Does anyone object to a glass of vintage champagne?”

It was my girlfriend’s birthday and she chose Lotus of Siam for her dinner celebration.

Peanut butter proponents tell you, ‘It’s good for you! Peanuts are legumes!’peanut-butter-chocolate-woman
Those who are opposed to peanut butter retort, ‘But it is so fattening, and it is packed with sugar!’