How can an evening go wrong when the sommelier walks up to your table and asks, “Does anyone object to a glass of vintage champagne?”

It was my girlfriend’s birthday and she chose Lotus of Siam for her dinner celebration.

Back in the day, smoking “pot” was illegal, and people smoked it to get high. That was the extent of my knowledge of marijuana but recently, my ex-boss closed his very successful restaurant on the Las Vegas Strip to open a grow house.